Welcome to Thursday.  I’m not sure what else to say since I just finished up the Memorial Day issue.

It’s Saturday and I have things I should be doing. But instead, I’m going to be spending time with you guys.

Oh my dear goodness!  Watch this one! This is the exact blatant racism that is everywhere in our country today:

Racist Entitled Ass.

Charles Spurgeon, who died over 133 years ago, had so many great quotes that are still so true today!

46 Disastrous Design Fails That Made Me Laugh So Hard I’m Probably Going Straight To Hell

The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television.
 
The harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return.
 
I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly shouts of victory came from the bar.
 
“Hey,” commented my 11-year-old, “it sounds as if someone just got his food.”

Okay, I Can’t Stop Laughing At These Extremely Petty People Who Got Revenge In Literally The Best Way Possible

Well, this classic sign is from Hell, Michigan and it definitely freezes over each year.  I’m pretty sure if you look hard enough, you can find the sign from the one in Norway frozen over somewhere on the internet.

Thousands Of People Have Agreed That These 19 Photos Are Inexplicably Creepy

A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried to find the bathrooms.
 
He searched in vain for the rest rooms, but instead, all he found was a beautiful fountain with foliage. 

Nobody was watching, so he decided to take a go right there. 

When he finally got back into the auditorium, the second act had already begun.
 
He searched in the dark until he found his wife. “Did I miss much of the second act?” he asked.
 
“Miss it?” she said, “You were starring in it!”

Nope!  Everything is going exactly to plan!

15 Hilarious Stories About The Dumbest People In The World

A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases. 

When a clerk approached him and asked, “What would you like?” he answered, “I’d like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish.” 

Then with a sigh he added, “But I’ll take an oat-bran muffin.” 

Thanks to John M for sharing this one.

Why Did Jesus Fold the Napkin?

Why did Jesus fold the linen burial cloth after His resurrection? I never noticed this….

The Gospel of John (20:7) tells us that the napkin, which was placed over the face of Jesus, was not just thrown aside like the grave clothes. The Bible takes an entire verse to tell us that the napkin was neatly folded, and was placed separate from the grave clothes. Early Sunday morning, while it was still dark, Mary Magdalene came to the tomb and found that the stone had been rolled away from the entrance. She ran and found Simon Peter and the other disciple, the one whom Jesus loved. She said, ‘They have taken the Lord’s body out of the tomb, and I don’t know where they have put him!’ Peter and the other disciple ran to the tomb to see.. The other disciple outran Peter and got there first. He stooped and looked in and saw the linen cloth lying there, but he didn’t go in.

Then Simon Peter arrived and went inside. He also noticed the linen wrappings lying there, while the cloth that had covered Jesus’ head was folded up and lying to the side. Was that important? Absolutely!

Is it really significant? Yes!

In order to understand the significance of the folded napkin, you have to understand a little bit about Hebrew tradition of that day. The folded napkin had to do with the Master and Servant, and every Jewish boy knew this tradition.

When the servant set the dinner table for the master, he made sure that it was exactly the way the master wanted it…

The table was furnished perfectly, and then the servant would wait, just out of sight, until the master had finished eating, and the servant would not dare touch that table, until the master was finished. Now, if the master were done eating, he would rise from the table, wipe his fingers, his mouth, and clean his beard, and would wad up that napkin and toss it onto the table.

The servant would then know to clear the table. For in those days, the wadded napkin meant, ‘I’m done.’

But if the master got up from the table, and folded his napkin, and laid it beside his plate, the servant would not dare touch the table, because……….. The folded napkin meant, ‘I’m coming back!’ He is Coming Back!

This is the perfect example of almost every Marine I’ve ever met…sorry guys.

A new Marine Captain becomes the commander of a company of Marines. As he goes about learning everything on how they do things, he finds two Marines guarding a bench. The bench has the eagle, globe and anchor Marine Corp symbol on the middle of the backrest. 

He asks his Gunny Sergeant why they’re guarding the bench and he says that the previous commander ordered it.
 
He calls the previous commander up, now a major, asking why he did that and the major said that it’s because the previous commander ordered it. So he calls that commander, now a Lieutenant Colonel asking why he ordered it. He gets the same answer that it was ordered by the previous commander. 
 
The captain goes through this song and dance a couple more times before he gets a hold of an old retired General. He politely calls him up and he asks him why he ordered his men to guard this bench that all the commanders since then have maintained the tradition. 
 
The old retired General says, “I don’t recall… Oh, wait, is the paint still wet?”

Yup, every single Marine I’ve ever met, known, and loved.

And this is it my friends.  Until next time….