Well … the trike is STILL not fixed.  I need another brake line and a T-splitter and apparently the patience of Job!  There’s a place in Delphi, Indiana (yes, THAT Delphi, Indiana) that will make what I need whilst I wait, that I will travel to on Monday … will have traveled to this past Monday for you, and we will try again NEXT #$!*&!# Saturday.

The body on the left is my son, the body on the top is my son’s friend, and the body on the bottom is my son’s, friend’s niece.  All of which are trying to fix the exact same bolt. 

Then we got a GREAT comment from our dear Leah D. about this picture.

And it creates the most wonderful of conundrums … In regards to your mosquito spider killer: My granddaughter, Julia, is living with us for awhile. She vacuumed, but she didn’t get this spider web in a corner of the stairs. When I mentioned it to her, she said she left it there on purpose because that spider kills other spiders. I’m still trying to decide on that one.

“It’s a spider, KILL IT!”

“But it kills other spiders.”

“But it’s a spider, KILL … oh dear … wait … KILL … NO …”

Absolutely perfect.

Thanks to Leah for sharing that one.  Now, let’s move on to the other stuff.

I loved that magazine when I was growing up!

So true.

These questions were reportedly asked by elementary children and appeared in a newspaper article. 

Dear God: Why did you make people talk foreign languages? It would be easier if everybody could talk English like you and me. 

Dear God: If you made the sun and the moon and the stars you must have had lots of equipment. 

Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don’t you just keep the ones you have now? 

Dear God: How come you only have 10 rules and our school has millions? 

Dear God: When you made the first man did he work as good as we do now? 

Dear God: There were no clouds Saturday so I think I saw your feet. Did I really? 

Dear God: I know there’s a God because I go to His house on Sunday and see all the cars parked there. 

Dear God: Where does yesterday go? Do you have it?

Dear God: I’m afraid of things at night more than in the day. So if you could keep the sun on longer that would be a good thing.

If you haven’t tried blindfold darts before, you should. You don’t know what you’re missing.

My secret is that I’m addicted to seaweed. I’m seeking kelp.

I’m not one to judge, but if you don’t clean your mirrors, they reflect badly on you.

 Ordered some stuff online the other day and I used my donor card instead of my debit card…cost me an arm and a leg.

Lif is too short.

A friend of mine keeps a ruler on his pillow to see how long he sleeps for.

An accountant friend of mine has borrowed six manuals now and not given any of them back. I think he’s a professional bookkeeper.

 For Sale: Midwife manuals. (Can deliver)

I use to just crastinate, but I go so good I went pro.

The bartender asked who brought me to the bar. I told him it was my mother-in-law – she’s the one that drives me to drink.

 I went to buy six cans of sprite the other day and realized I’d picked 7Up.

They told me, “Follow your dreams” …so I went back to bed.

I quit my job as a treadmill tester…just felt like I wasn’t going anywhere.

 (My neighbor out walking dogs) Me: I didn’t know you had dogs. 
Neighbor: They’re not my dogs, they’re my sisters. 
Me: Well your sisters are adorable.

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely.

Man, I’m old.  I got that one straight out.

A Blonde at the Cinema

 I went to see a movie the other night.

 I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. 

Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started working her way out.

“Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me.” 

By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient, so I said, “Couldn’t you have done this a little earlier?” 

“No!” she said in a loud whisper ……… “The ‘Turn Off Your Phone’ message just flashed up on the screen and mine is in the car.”

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If only more people would learn this.

Yes, I’m well aware how unpopular this opinion can be.  How we’re just supposed to deport the violent criminals, drug dealers, murders, and so on.  But, by my way of thinking, if you are in our country illegally, and you are not paying taxes or you are drawing social security without having paid into it or you are seeking medical care in our hospitals with no intention of paying for it … it’s bad enough we (hard working, tax paying Americans) have to pay for the legal American scum that are sucking on the taxpayers with no intention of getting  a job and paying their own way.  (And NO, I’m not talking about those who can’t work, we are supposed to take care of them.  It’s a blessing to take care of them.)  If you’re here illegally and doing this then you need to leave.  Even if you’re not a drug dealer, rapist, murderer, or otherwise a criminal.  Because, why in the world should I have to pay for you?  If you don’t think I’m paying for you, you are sadly mistaken.  If you aren’t paying taxes and I am and you are driving on the same roads, your kids are going to the same schools, etc. … then I’m paying for you.  And maybe it only costs me an extra penny for that family that lives quietly on the corner, so what is it hurting?  Everyone can chip in one penny, right?  Until you multiply it by how many millions of illegals?  Even if it was just 1 million, multiplied by one penny, now it’s costing me $10,000.  That’s more than I can afford.   Yes, it’s a hard stance to take.  Yes, our country was founded by immigrants.  But once we ripped it out of the Native American’s hands and established our own country, there are rules that need to be followed.  That’s all I’m saying.

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I’ll give you the answer down below if you don’t get it.  It’s pretty easy if you are of a certain age.

And that’s it my friends.  I hope you enjoyed this episode.  May Our God Bless you with Love and Happiness until we meet again.