I want to start by answering some mail. 

This is from our dear friend Wouter in South Africa who writes:
Good morning Bob and fellow campers. A few years ago I saw a Calvin & Hobbes cartoon that really touched me. (I unfortunately deleted it) It was a 2 panel cartoon if I remember correctly. In the first one Calvin is really very old and Hobbes says to him that his time has come and he came to fetch him. The second panel shows them walking of (to heaven I presume) hand in paw. Is there anybody that has this cartoon?
Well brother, I did a search and this is all I could come up with.  It’s not by the original artist, but still…

Anybody got anything else?

Well, the next message is from Puckmeister and it’s just short and sweet…

My sincere Gratitude for your Posts

Stay Safe……Be Blessed

Semper Fi

Thank you brother
Semper Fi

Now, let’s get into the laughter.  I’m ready, how about you?

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks…. Rufus and Clarence. 

They lived on opposite sides of the river, and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sun-up, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other. 

“Rufus!!” Clarence would shout. “You better thank yor lucky stars I cain’t swim….er I’d swim this river and whup your arse!!” 

“Clarence!!!” Rufus would holler back. “You better thank YOUR lucky stars that I can’t swim…er I’d swim this river and whup your skinny arse!!!” 

This happened every morning for twenty years. 

One day the Army Corps of Engineers comes along and build a bridge. 

Still, every morning, every day for another five years this yelling across the river ! goes on, even with the bridge. 

Finally … Mrs. Rufus had had enough. “Rufus!” she squallers one day. “I cain’t take no more!! Ever’ day for 25 years you’ve been threatenin’ to whup Clarence. Well, there’s the bridge … have at it.” 

Rufus thought for a moment. Chewed his bottom lip for another moment. “Woman!” he declared, snapping his suspenders into place, “I’m gonna cross that thar bridge and I’m gonna whup Clarence’s arse!!!” 

He walked out the door, down to the river, along the riverbank, came to the bridge, stepped up onto the bridge, walked about halfway over the bridge, looked up…. TURNED TAIL AND RAN SCREAMING BACK TO THE HOUSE, SLAMMED THE DOOR, BOLTED THE WINDOWS, GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND DOVE, PANTING AND GASPING, UNDER THE BED!!!!! 

“Rufus!” cried the missus. “I thought you wuz gonna whup Clarence’s butt!!!” 

“I was, woman, I was!!” he whispered. 

“Rufus!” cried the missus. “What in tarnation is the matter?” 

“Well,” muttered the terror-stricken Rufus, ” I went to the bridge…… I stepped up on the bridge…..walked halfway over the bridge…. looked up…..” 

“And?” asked Mrs. Rufus, breathless with suspense. 

“And,” continued Rufus, “I saw a sign that said ‘Clearance, 13 feet, 6 inches’.  Shit he ain’t never looked that big from the other side of the river!!!!!!!”

Two Jewish businessmen met at a resort. 

One who had recently retired was describing his life, “I get up late in the morning. I have a fantastic breakfast and then I lie down on my veranda and relax. I go inside for lunch, have great salads, the best coffee, and I go out and lie on my veranda again. When it gets dark I have a great dinner with the finest wines. I smoke a Cuban cigar. Then I go lie on my veranda again.” 

The other Jewish gentleman acknowledges that this is a life to be envied. Later he reported the conversation to his wife. She asked, “What’s his wife’s name?” 

Her husband said, “I’m not sure, but I think its Veranda.” 

I want to go there, so bad!

 “Let’s just walk up the hill to the terminal, rather than wait for the bus,” I suggested to my two young sons.  Much to their displeasure, we began our walk. 

After a while, my seven-year-old son asked: “Mom, why do you always make the decisions?” 

“Because I’m an adult,” I said.  “When you become an adult, you’ll make the decisions.” 

He thought for a few seconds, then said, “No, I won’t.  Then I’ll have a wife.” 

A young woman, feeling morning dizziness and strange cravings, goes to see a gynecologist. 

After a thorough examination, the Doctor tells her: “Well, my dear, I am puzzled; the test shows that you are pregnant, but when I examined you, I found that you are still a virgin. I mean, your hymen is not ruptured, except for seven tiny holes, a little more than pinpricks, actually…. by the way, what did you say your name was?” 

“My name is Snow White”, replies the girl.

I told my wife I feel old, fat, bald, useless, and stupid. 

She said, “Don’t be silly you re not old.”

Nebraska Law 

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. 

And that’s it my friends.  My love and blessings to you all.