Dragon Laffs #2394


Yes, I’m back!

And I’m sorry it’s taken me so long to get back to you guys.  But, you would not believe the week that I’ve had!  The Kairos Prison ministry weekend was just amazing!  Truly fantastic.

It just about killed me, being an ancient old dragon that I am, but it was SO GOOD!  I could spend hours and hours talking to you about it, but I can’t. 

Let me just give you a teeny, tiny taste… 

Have you ever walked into a room and been smacked so hard with the Holy Spirit it was like walking into a brick wall?

Yeah

It was like that.

On the first day, 30 inmates sitting around staring everyone else down like…well…inmates.  Giving everyone the side-eye and stuff.  Not opening up at all.

By the last day, when we were leaving, everyone was hugging everyone else, not a dry eye in the place … not an inmate left in the place … if you take my drift.

But man!  Could I tell Satan was ticked off!  I wonder if he has been up in everyone else’s face like he has been in mine these past two weeks?  He has been all up in my stuff.  Just one … ONE example.

FSSA wanted medical records for Izzy or they are threatening to shut off her Medicaid.  I’m sure I’ve mentioned that she has some medical problems that will keep her from being able to fully support herself.  She does okay with my help.  Anyway.  We’ve already given them the medical records several times, but they wanted them again with a new form signed.  Ran back and forth to the doctor’s office to get them.  

Nope, didn’t like them because the right form wasn’t signed.

Nope, didn’t like them because the nurse practioner signed them, not an MD.  Well, she doesn’t see an MD, she sees a nurse practioner.  The MD has to sign the form.

Okay, get the MD that our nurse practioner works under to sign the form.

Now today, the latest thing is, she has to go SEE the MD and he has to sign the form saying that she has all the problems or they are going to take away … you get the idea. 

She has NEVER seen this guy.  They are just looking for excuses to take away her medical.  We haven’t asked for Social Security, we are making it financially, even if just barely and they got mad at us for NOT asking for the money.  I am so frustrated over all this I could just cry. 

I just have to keep my faith in God.  He always has taken care of us and He always will.

Anyway, it’s late on Friday and I want to get you guys an issue on for Saturday to prove that I am alive.  Thank you for the wonderful comments and I’m sorry that I can’t provide the “drugs” that I’m on or any of the other things you guys asked for that keep me going.  There is anything.  LOL!

 

43 People Who Posted Something Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Dumb Online And Embarrassed Themselves In Front Of Millions

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Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the other over 70.

They rode on the elevator together at the end of an unbearably hot, sticky day.  The younger man was completely done in, and he noted with some resentment that his senior was fresh as a daisy.

“I don’t understand,” he marveled, “how you can listen to complaining patients from morning till night, on a day like this, and still look so spry and unbothered when it’s over?”

The older analyst replied, “Who listens?”

An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery.

Pausing before one gravestone he said, “There lies a very honest man. He died owing me 50 dollars, but he struggled to the end to pay off his debts, and if anyone has gone to heaven, he has.”

They walked on a bit further and then came to another grave.

The old man pointed to the gravestone and said, “Now there’s a different type of man altogether. He owed me 60 dollars and he died without ever trying to pay me back. If anyone has gone to hell, he has.”

The little boy thought for a while and then said, “You know, Grandpa, you are very lucky.”

“Why?” asked the old man in surprise.

“Well, whichever place you go to, you’ll have some money to draw on.”

It doesn’t sound like there is a lot of forgiveness in him, does it?

And I’m afraid that’s it for today.  I’ll try to put another one together for Sunday and then another together for Monday and Thursday.  That’s my plan right now.  We’ll see what wrenches can be thrown in the machine between now and then.  LOL.

My love to you all.

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