Well, it’s Sunday and I’m going to try to get another issue out for next Monday for when I’m not here due to Kairos.  Not sure how timely this will be since I’m posting it so far ahead, but at least it will give you guys something to laugh at next week while I’m recovering.

I just spent the last hour putting my computer back together.  For some reason it went through an update and I had to reset EVERYTHING.  It’s like I had never worked on this computer before in my life.  Everything from resigning into Google to resigning into my own blog!  Craziness.  I think I got most everything back again, but we’ll see.

But, in the meantime, 

There is SO much truth in this.  You know EXACTLY what you have, every single solitary day, in the most happiest of bliss, you know what you have, and in the dumbest, most asinine of thoughts you never, EVER think you could possibly lose it.

I’m Convinced The People Who Designed These Apartments Hate You, Me, And The Entire Human Race

Doctors And Nurses Are Revealing The Health “Lies” They Wish More People Knew, And It’s Eye-Opening

Wow!!! That’s mean!!

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

-Johnny [John William] Carson (1925 – 2005 )

“The bathtub was invented in 1850. The telephone was invented in 1875.

This might not seem like much, but if you had lived back then, you could have sat in the bathtub for 25 years without being bothered by the phone.”

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?”

“Of course not, dear,” replied the mother, “Why would you think that?”

“The tombstone back there said ‘Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'”

A monastery a few miles from me has been making keys, in addition to the bread and jams they sell. Unfortunately, they are going to stop making keys. So, no more monk key business.

Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than real friendship or personal affection.

One day, as he drinks his morning coffee, Mike opens the morning paper and turns to the obituaries page.

He gets the shock of his life when he sees his own obituary in the column.

He realizes that the query for info on him by the local newspaper several months earlier, was in preparation for this event. He correctly surmises that it is a mistaken entry from their database. It still excites and rankles him, so he calls Brad up. “Brad, are you up yet?” asks Mike.

Brad sleepily answers, “Yeah, but I’m only now starting my coffee.”

“Brad. open the newspaper to page 31.”

“Why, what’s in the paper?”

“Brad, get the paper and open it to page 31 NOW!”

“Ok, Ok, I’ve got the paper here, so what’s in page 31?”

“Brad, open the paper to page 31 already!”

“All right, don’t be such a pain so early in the morning already. So, what’s on page 31 that’s so important?”

“Brad, look at the bottom of column 4.”

“Why? What’s that story on?”

“Brad, read the story on the bottom of the column already!”

“OK, OK, I’ll start reading the column if you stop yelling in my ear!”

The paper rustles for a few seconds, then a long silent pause ensues.

Finally, Brad comes on the line quietly and fearfully asks, “So Mike, where are you calling me from right now?”

The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward.

He asks the head of psychology “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains. “We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”

“I see,” says the health minister, “the cured person would choose the cup because it`s bigger, and would empty the tub faster”.

“Actually no,” replies the psychologist, “a normal person would simply pull the plug”.

Okay, it’s not a great issue, but it’s not a bad one either.  May God Bless y0u all with happiness and joy until we can speak again.