It’s still Friday and I’ve a couple of things.  I’m sending this out on Sunday, because Sunday is daylight savings time.

• Tonight is Daylight savings, so of course we’ll have some special memes for that.  Everyone get up tonight at 0200 hrs. and move your clocks forward by 1 hour to 0300 hrs. so you’ll be on time to church in the morning.  Wait!  Crap!  That was last night!  Forget it.  You’re already late!  Hurry and get dressed and get out the door!
• I went and visited my friend in the hospital and they are keeping him one more day.  The other friend they are going to take off the machines probably tomorrow and if he dies like they think he will within 90 minutes they will harvest the organs they can from him.  If not and he hangs on longer than that they won’t be able to take any of his organs.  I don’t pretend to understand any of that, but that’s what I was told.  It’s especially tough on his kids and his father.  Say a little prayer for them, please.
• I’ll share some of the special messages I’ve received with you guys further into the issue.
• I think I told you a little bit about the Kairos Prison Ministry thing that I’m working towards, well that’s coming up this Thursday through Sunday.  I’ll be in the prison for 12 to 14 hours each of those days from what I understand.  Keep me in your prayers for those days if you would please.

Now, let’s move on to the laughter, shall we?

Um…last night!  Darn it!  Last night!

29 Badddddd “Family Feud” Moments That Probably Made Steve Harvey Want To Quit The Show Entirely

There are some real laugh out loud ones in here!  Definitely worth the click!

And in a lot of ways, that should be a day we look forward to!

Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for companionship. One day, as he was walking through a public park, he spied what he considered to be a very pretty silver-haired lady sitting alone on a park bench.

Getting his nerve up, he approached the lady and asked graciously, “Pardon me, ma’am, but may I sit here with you.”

The silver-haired Marcia looked up to see a distinguished looking whitehaired gentleman and replied, “Why certainly,” and scooted over gently to give him room to sit down.

For the next two hours the two sat and talked about everything. They discovered that they came from the same part of the country, liked the same big band music, voted for the same presidential candidates, had had long happy marriages and lost their spouses in the last year, and in general agreed about almost everything.

Finally, the old gentleman cleared his throat and asked sheepishly, “Ma’am, may I ask you two questions?”

With great anticipation Marcia replied, “Why certainly!”

The old gentleman removed a handkerchief from his coat pocket and spread it out on the ground before her. He very gingerly got down on one knee and looked her softly in the eyes. “Marcia, I know we’ve only known each other for a couple of hours, but we have so much in common. I feel I have known you all my life. Will you marry me and be my wife?”

Marcia grabbed at Jimmie’s hands and said, “Why, yes, I will marry you! You have made me so very happy!” She reached over and kissed him gently on the cheek. Then Marcia said, “You said you had two questions to ask me. What is the second question?”

Jimmie scratched his neck and said, “Will you help me get up?”

My friend wanted a boat more than anything.  His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway.  “I’ll tell you what,” he told her.  “In the spirit of compromise, why don’t you name the boat?”

Being a good sport, she accepted.  When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side:

“For Sale.”

A young bride and groom to be had just selected the wedding ring.

As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned.

“Tell me,” she asked the elderly salesman,”is there anything special I’ll have to do to take care of this ring?”

With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, “One of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to dip it in dishwater three times a day.”

One of the messages I got lately that I’d like to respond to publicly.  This is from Puckmeister, he writes:

Thank you for all the smiles, laughter, Religion, and thoughts.  You are amazing.

Semper Fi

Thank YOU Puckmeister and all the rest of you who write and say such nice things.  It makes it worthwhile, especially when I’m not feeling well, or I get behind, or am feeling down, which has been happening a lot lately.  I open up a message like that and it really and truly brightens up my whole day.  Thank you.

 

Teacher: “The law of gravity explains why we stay on the ground.” Chloe: “How did we stay on the ground before the law was passed?”

You could put your knee against the wheel and sleep for an hour!

Has anyone else noticed that we haven’t heard anything about drones since Trump has taken office?

And that’s it for today my friends…