Okay, so I’ve missed more days.  I guess I’m still recovering.  I’m coming home from work and pretty much going right to bed.  Today is Friday and I’ve taken the day off.  So, I’m going to spend the day with you guys.  Put an issue out right away and get one ready for Monday and possibly one for Thursday to try and get back on path.  We’ll see how that works out.

I’ve got several people on my heart right now.  One friend of mine from darts who is in the hospital dying and another who is very sick.  It is hard that as we get older, this happens more and more, but both of these men are so much younger than I am.  The second will recover and go back home to his family, the first one won’t.  Prayers for them both.  

Anyway, let’s get some laffs in.  Goodness knows we can all use some.

That’s RIGHT!!!

Some Puns and One-Liners from Chris:

Wife: Have you seen the dog bowl? Husband: No, but I did see him play darts.

If it wasn’t for Venetian blinds…it would be curtains for us all!

Have you ever been to an Amish party? Those guys really raise the roof!

 I bought a new blindfold, but I can’t see myself wearing it.

 I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, and he said he couldn’t complain.

Dr. Smith came into the bar regularly, every night ordering an almond daiquiri. One night, the bartender realized he was out of almonds, so he substituted hickory nuts. Dr. Smith took one sip and asked, “Is this an almond daiquiri?” Dick replied, “Nope. It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”

I have many jokes about unemployed people—sadly none of them work.

 Just blocked someone for correcting my spelling and it feelded great.

 I don’t always go the extra mile. But when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.

Her: You never listen to me. You only hear what you wanna hear. Him: Sure, I’ll have a beer.

Just started watching a documentary on clocks. It’s about time.

Just saw 3 people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the blinds.

I didn’t realize my uncle had a false tooth until it came out in conversation

If I was on a desert island, the record that I would most like to have is for long distance swimming.

A Brit is visiting California for the first time, and is conversing with a California native. He says, “I’ll be visiting La Jolla (lah-JOLL-a) next week,” whereupon the Californian replies, “Oh, you mean, ‘La-*HOY-a’?”

“Oh. Yeah, I guess so.” Then he adds, “but right now I’m staying in El Cajon (el-ca-JOHN),” and again the Californian corrects him, “You mean, El Ca ‘HONE’?”

“Oh. Yeah, right.”

Then the Californian asks, “So when will you be returning home?”

The Brit thinks about it for a minute and then answers, “Oh, I don’t know, I guess sometime in ‘HUNE’ or ‘HULY’.”

Move backwards…

22 Iconic Events And Places Photographed From Angles That You’ve Never Seen Before

Some REALLY cool pictures on this one

That sign was probably displayed right after Obama was given one.

Way down the Mississippi River, two tugboat captains who had been friends for years, would always cry, “Aye!” and blow their whistles whenever they passed each other.

A new crewman asked his boat’s mate, “What do they do that for?”

The mate looked surprised and replied, “You mean that you’ve never heard of an aye for an aye and a toot for a toot?”

Until next time my friends.  May God Bless you and keep you.