Dragon Laffs #2349


We continue to feature headers sent in by Aussie Pete.  He’s the only one, so far, who has taken up the challenge to send in a header … well, since Lethal Leprechaun and I used to trade them back and forth trying to embarrass each other.  And speaking of our good buddy.  We acknowledge his birthday from last week.  It’s been five years since he made the journey to bow before the King of Kings, as we all will do one day.  We never discussed whether he was saved or not, but I know that God has a special place set aside for loyal Marines and other Veterans who have served and suffered for their country.  There are very few who were as loyal or who have suffered as much as our Leprechaun.  Colonel, you are missed my friend.

The hurricane Helen or Helane or whatever her name is … okay, hang on, I have to look it up now … Helene.  Okay, so I was close … twice!  Anyway, Helene is now starting to affect us in Indiana (if you can believe that!)  Hurricanes in Indiana.  Whodda thunk it?!?!

But that’s me where the X is and that yellow area is supposed to swing right around to us tonight… not much of a hurricane anymore, though.  They are warning us of up to 40 or even 50 mph winds.  Yeah, that’s just a gusty afternoon around here.  Unlike these guys…

I know…I shouldn’t be joking about it.  Last I heard, she took 28 lives so far.  The witch!

So, let’s move on to happier and hopefully, funnier topics, shall we?

I’m not now, and never really have been much of a fan of Halloween, but I do appreciate a well decorated yard.  But I do believe there is a point where you can go over the top.  With this picture…nah…they’re good.

Papa Dragon Most Senior was a lineman for a LONG time.  I will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart for these very special guys.

This whole do-it-yourself craze is getting way out of hand!

This one is from our dear friend Stephanie

35 Hilariously Dangerous Work Safety Fails – Funny Gallery

To read this article click HERE 

 

This little boy was passing out water to a Police Officer in Baltimore in 2015 in the aftermath of riots.  I did a search for the picture and found a nice little article in the local paper’s website and here’s a clip from that article.

Bishop Cromartie, a senior pastor at Prophetic Deliverance Ministries who was also assisting in the clean-up, posted the image on Facebook, writing: “One of many pictures that I captured today in the midst of helping clean up the city and it speaks volumes.”

He told Bustle the picture was captured as “a way to show that Baltimore is not as bad and that the people who riot are just a handful, that clearly you have, statewide, people who actually care”.

Mr Cromartie said the boy was with his family and had tried on numerous occasions to get the attention of police.

“He actually was the only one handing out water. What was so intriguing was he was doing it on his own. It showed that he had a mind of his own that, despite everything that was going on, that he still wanted to make sure the police were okay and he may be realizing that someday he’s going to need the police.”

Mr Cromartie said the policeman did not accept the water.

The picture speaks volumes.  Nine years later, I wonder where this young man is now.

Different era, different attitude, different level of maturity, and Stevie Nicks wore a brass bra!  (I couldn’t think of an equivalent to “he had brass balls”.)

This is the 1,813-kilometer (1,126-mile)-long Haoji Railway Bridge in China. It is the longest railway bridge in the world, the bridge is used for the transportation of coal. 

The total cost was around 28 billion US dollars. It was built to transport 200 million tons of coal from Inner Mongolia and Shanxi to the southern provinces of China. It is a heavy rail system with 1435 gauge tracks The railway is also China’s first north-south railway that is dedicated to coal, and is built to avoid existing coal transportation routes that pass through coastal cities by boat.

 The line reduces transit time from 20 days by sea to just 3 days by rail. The line connects with existing railways at several points to share maintenance facilities. The design speed of the railway is 120 kilometers per hour. It is operated by China Railway. 

The line was approved in 2014 at a cost of 27 billion USD. It was financed by China Railway and several large national coal mining companies. The railway was inaugurated on September 28, 2019.

Yeah, I don’t have a clue.  Mary never did this…at least not around me.

And this is just silly.  Hard hat, hair net, eye protection, facial hair net…yeah…silly.  If you are worried about him getting his hair in something delicate, why does he need a hard hat?

And probably at a better interest rate.

To err is human, to forgive is divine,

to moo is bovine,

to bleat is ovine,

to oink is porcine,

to howl is lupine,

to bark is canine,

to purr is feline.

This list is asinine.

Okay, I’m going to warn you guys right up front!

This next one is absolutely disgusting.  I shouldn’t even include it.  I just can’t help myself.  So, my apologies ahead of time.  You have been warned.

And a second one…

Because if I had this set on MY bed, I would wake up 15 minutes early every single solitary day of the week just to make my bed so it looked PERFECT!!!!!!

The ant, the butterfly and their chemical warfare with an oregano plant | PBS News

Okay, that title ALONE should make you want to click and read that article!!!  So click here

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/ant-butterfly-chemical-warfare-oregano-plant#:~:text=After%20a%20Large%20Blue%20butterfly,their%20doom%20into%20the%20nest

Just sayin’, you are going to be in her place when she gets well, or her girl friends/sisters/mother/YOUR sisters/any random female and most real men hear what you just said.

Flat Earther who wanted to be ‘first woman on the moon’ explains why the globe is a ‘lie’

Okay, the Title is a “little” misleading, but it is an excellent article if for no other reason than there are still somewhat intelligent people who think that the earth is flat!!

https://www.unilad.com/community/features/flat-earther-theory-explained-shelley-lewis-886225-20240911

I couldn’t get to the whole article, so I gave you guys the main points.  99% of the population being FORCED to put up with the insanity of the 1%.  And it just so happens that this 1% accounts for a huge number of the sexual assaults.  Not sure of the exact number.  But the LGB…whatever stupid initials come next community account for 2% of the population and 40% of the pedophiles.  I do know that stat.  When are we going to STOP catering to this nonsense.  I’m not saying they can’t do what they want to do, but when it starts affecting me and my family, then THEY have to accomodate ME, not the other way around.

I did too!  LOL!

I definitely would not want any made from a bull.

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?

-The boss: yes, sir.

-The client: can I book it?

-The boss: of course you can.

-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprised at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn’t ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client’s room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn’t sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn’t reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn’t leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn’t arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-”If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?”

-”I promise I will never let anyone know”.

-”Swear”

-”I swear I won’t reveal your secret”

So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn’t revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know… thank you for reading.

You rotten son-of-a-pontoon BOAT!!!!!

18-year-old files lawsuit over ownership of Shohei Ohtani’s historic 50-50 ball, seeks to prevent auction

This is a really interesting article.  I hope the kid wins his lawsuit.  Click here.

I’m not a saying I’m a bad cook but my doctor told me to start eating out.

I agree!

No kidding!

Massachusetts, Boston Law

It is illegal to take a bath unless one has been ordered by a physician to do so.

That explains SO much.

And remember when we DID!

No, we don’t use the justice system as a weapon.

He’s an absolute scumbag.

No kidding.  Why isn’t it already fixed.

I can’t unsee that now.  It won’t leave my head!!!

Okay, just so that I’m not showing any favoritism, when I get political memes I put them in a file and they go in there and line up alphabetically, and these were the top 20 memes in that file in order.  Next time I might take 20 (or so) in order out of the middle or at the end or whatever.  But once I start somewhere, I just go from that spot so it doesn’t look like I’m just picking ones that I like.  In this bunch it seems a little lopsided to me.  The ones that are picking on Trump I think are being a bit silly, like that he got beat so badly in the debate that he won’t want to again and the ones about Harris are concentrating on too many of the wrong things.  But, I guess if I want ones that line up with my convictions, I should write them myself.

+2 chainmail of relish defense

This next one is awesome.  We’ve seen it before.  From what I understand, the guys that did this got in a bit of trouble for doing this.

Sigh!  Yes, all men are so stupid…well, okay … some of us really are, but STILL!!!!

Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. 

To her delight, we rode it twice. 

The next year we returned to Magic Kingdom, and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain. 

As we stood in line, though, I could see her soberly studying the signs that warn about the ride’s speed. 

“Dad,” she said, “I don’t think I want to go.”

I asked her why she would be nervous when she had enjoyed herself last time. 

She replied, “This year I can read better!” 

YES!!!

At a truck stop off I-40 in Arkansas about 2 o’clock in the morning, a trucker was having a cup of coffee and a piece of pie and was romancing the solitary waitress there. 

All of a sudden, three mean looking bikers came in. They observed the connection between the waitress and the trucker and started to make nasty and suggestive remarks trying to get the trucker to start something. But the trucker didn’t say anything, just paid his bill and walked out.

One of the bikers said to the waitress, “Looks like your boyfriend ain’t much of a man.” 

The waitress just leaned on the cash register and looked out the window and said, “Yeah, and he ain’t much of a trucker either. He just ran his truck over three motorcycles.” 

Marge’s car was unreliable and she called Tim for a ride every time it broke down. One day Tim got yet another one of those calls.


“What happened this time?” he asked. 

“My brakes went out,” Marge said. 

“Can you come to get me?” 

“Where are you?” Tim asked. 

“I’m in the drugstore,” Marge responded. 

“And where’s the car?” Tim asked. 

Marge replied, “It’s in here with me.” 

Massachusetts Law 

It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

But wait…in Boston, you needed a doctor…now that REALLY explains a lot.

Our church was saddened to learn this week of the death of one of our most valued members, Someone Else. 

Someone’s passing creates a vacancy that will be difficult to fill. Else has been with us for many years and for every one of those years, Someone did far more than a normal person’s share of the work. 

Whenever there was a job to do, a class to teach, or a meeting to attend, one name was on everyone’s list, “Let Someone Else do it.”

Whenever leadership was mentioned, this wonderful person was looked to for inspiration as well as results; “Someone Else can work with that group.” 

It was common knowledge that Someone Else was among the most liberal givers in our church. Whenever there was a financial need, everyone just assumed Someone Else would make up the difference. Someone Else was a wonderful person; sometimes appearing superhuman. Were the truth known, everybody expected too much of Someone Else. 

Now Someone Else is gone! 

We wonder what we are going to do. Someone Else left a wonderful example to follow, but who is going to follow it? 

Who is going to do the things Someone Else did? 

When you are asked to help this year, remember — we can’t depend on Someone Else anymore 

Okay, that’s it for today my dear friends.  May God Bless you and keep you until we meet again.

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #2349

  1. puckmeister1's avatar puckmeister1 says:

    Got it

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