I have to admit, I really do like that header.  It turned out quite well.

Well, it is 430 on Friday afternoon and both Saturday’s and Monday’s issue are in the bank and ready to go.  Technically, it’s about time for me to hollar at Izzy dragon and get started on dinner and take the dogs out and feed them and all of that stuff, but right now, it’s just me and you guys.  Izzy is upstairs doing whatever it is that she’s doing.  Willow is laying in her bed asleep and Pepper is in her bed asleep.  The TV is off.  (Remind me to tell you about the TV here in a few minutes).  The laptop keys make a kind of muted thump as they hit the stops as I type, but other than that, it’s just quiet as can be…just me and you.  So, I don’t want to really let that end, yet. 

I know it’s going to. 

Izzy started a load of laundry a while ago and it’s finished.  But it just needs to go into the dryer.  It’s not like it’s sitting in the finished dryer wrinkling or anything, so it can wait a little while. 

It’s nice and quiet and peaceful.

Uh oh…

Willow just got up and moved out of her cage…

But she plopped right back down in a different spot and closed her eyes.  I think everyone is just enjoying the quiet, relaxing, silent…

Okay, well that’s over with!

Someone just walked by the front of the house and the dogs, of course feel like they own the entire street, from one end to the other, so they felt they just HAD to start barking and they got themselves wound up and now it’s time to get the whole dinner time routine started, so I’ll check back in with you guys in a bit. 

Okay, so I’m back, but let’s just get started on the laughs while I work on the chicken quesadillas for dinner…

If you have to pretend I am a crappy person so you don’t feel guilty about all the crappy things you’ve done to me, then so be it.  Whatever helps you sleep at night.  Just know, your delusions will never change my reality.

“Life is a Highway”

“I Obviously Took a Dirt Road.”

“Now, if you’ll excuse me, tonight’s bad decisions aren’t going to make themselves.”

More of my baby pictures.

I think the scariest part of that song  “Born to be Wild” is when they find a head out on the highway.

I’M LETTING EVERYONE KNOW I’M HETEROSEXUAL!

So, feel free to praise me for my courage and incredible bravery. 

What an incredibly adorable baby!

Yeah, been there…

Thinking about watching a movie with my girlfriend tonight.  Can someone suggest a good girlfriend?

Just a cool picture.

Half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other … well, the other half is just an ass.

I did not know that.

I’m pretty sure there’s some war crimes council somewhere that says that’s illegal.

I don’t have Alexa. 
I wouldn’t know what to do if someone in my house actually listened to me.

Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life.  Laughing at your  wife’s mistakes can shorten it.

That is such a cool chair.  I’d have that in my living room.  But I gotta wonder if there’s a matching sofa somewhere.

Next step is either hand-grenade or C-4.  Pretty much your choice.

Why are we wrapping apples up in plastic.  Apples have a perfectly acceptable outside wrapper of their own that they come pre-wrapped in by God.  Not sure what we are trying to accomplish here…

Hmm, it seems as though we are on a re-wrapping spree!  Not sure that the bottles really needed to be wrapped…

My sister wanted to marry a postman but our parents didn’t letter.

Yup!  Definitely going overboard on the wrapping!  Okay, you’ve made your point.  Enough is enough.  And sneakers are WAY TOO MUCH!!

BEWARE!  If I see that man, you will immediately know it because I will scream like a little girl!!!

What?  What is consensual?  What is going on here?

I used to have two kidneys. 
Then I grew up. 
Now I have two adult knees.

Moon rocks taste better than earth rocks ’cause they’re meteor.

Just been up in the loft, spraying the mice with WD-40.  It doesn’t kill them, it just stops them squeaking!

At the local zoo, all the animals must do chores to earn their keep.
The Lion sweeps tonight.

Behind every angry woman, stands a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong!

Did you know that there are more castles in Germany than McDonald’s restaurants in the USA?  To be precise, there are over 20,000 castles in Germany, and “only” 13,438 McDonald’s in the US.

Having spent two wonderful years in Germany, plus some extra time visiting there while stationed in England, I can attest to the fact that there are a crap-ton of castles there.  Now, the “crap-ton” is an official scale used to measure a lot of different things, rocks in the way when you’re clearing out a garden, spilled Legos when the kids dump out the Lego bin, left-wing nut jobs in Washington DC, and castles in Germany…just to name a few.

Did you hear about the guy who made a fortune investing in apples? 

Turns out he was in cider trading.

Husband:  When I die, I’d like to die having sex.  

Wife:  At least we know it’ll be quick!

I can actually remember seeing that when I was a little kid and not thinking that much of it because of course it made sense since sausage was made out of pork and pork came from pigs.  I was too darn logical for my own good even then!

And that is it my dear friends!  I hope you all managed to find something to laugh about in all of this.  I know that I did.  Until we meet again, may God keep you full of Love and Happiness.