Good Morning Campers…man, it’s been a tough week around here at Dragon and Leprechaun Laffs enterprises.    Between switching days and blizzards and all kinds of crazy stuff, it’s time to announce …

From 23 January 2012 to 9 February 2013, it is the year of the dragon!  Specifically, this time around is the year of the Water Dragon.  We will try to run different features and information about dragons as we celebrate this year of the dragon.  Now,  

Chuck Woolery for President?
Who knew?

http://www.youtube.com/v/KV-RqPtT2PU?version=3&feature=player_embedded

An actual letter sent to the Dragon Laffs mail room:

As we progress through to the end of 2011, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria on the lemon peel. I can’t sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed. I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose. Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years. I can’t touch any woman’s handbag for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public toilet. I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS for the email about rat poo in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I can’t have a drink in a bar because I fear I’ll wake up in a bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone. I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers. I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up. I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven different types of cancer. AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me for life. I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS when I sit down. I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan . THANKS TO YOU I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it bites my butt. AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can’t ever pick up a dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over. I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the Violin Spider and my hand will fall off. If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s beautician . . Oh, and by the way….. A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late. P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet. NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY…

Made in America. 
Words that used to mean something.  Well, in some places, it still does mean something.  Thanks to John for pointing out this video to me.
http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_04vzdsr5/uiconf_id/5590821

Gotta have a golf joke for Dad

Christmas Foursome

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument, go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

His buddies all chimed in and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning.”

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t take her eyes off it.”

The second guy said, “My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.”

Number three guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.”

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they all had lost their minds.

“I can’t believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I woke up, slapped my wife on the butt and said, ‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning for either sex or golf” and she said “Take a sweater”

From Those Crazy Guys at MakeUseOf.com…if you don’t have a subscription to these guys yet…why not?
http://www.makeuseof.com/tech-fun/fotoshop-the-worlds-best-beauty-product/

A holiday safety video from Tiger Valley, that is good information all year round

 

Ginny says:

reminds me of Wily E. Coyote. my all time favorite cartoon….lol

Ormie the Pig – YouTube

You’ll love it too, I promise!

This is absolutely excellent!  I know I’ve seen it before, so if it’s a repeat, I’m so sorry, but it’s worth seeing again, anyway!

Dear freezing weather,

Thank you for making me feel like a dragon.

Sincerely, easily amused student walking to class

It’s a small taste of the good life, but a taste none-the-less!

And to close out, how about an oldie, but goodie…

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. 

When they get there, St. Peter says,‘We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!’

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, ‘Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!’

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.   She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on …. Very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, ‘I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?’

The guy says, ‘I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a  Duck.

Today’s Last Word…This one was sent in by Dad and it describes, in a humorously confusing way, exactly what’s wrong with the world today…

Class war at its  best.


The folks who are getting the free  stuff, don’t like the folks who are paying for the free  stuff, because the folks who are paying for  the free stuff, can no longer afford to pay for both the free stuff and their own stuff,

And, The folks who are paying for  the free stuff, want the free stuff to stop. And the the folks who are  getting the free  stuff, want even more free stuff on top of  the free stuff they are already getting!

Now…
The people who are forcing the  people who pay for the free stuff, have told the people who are RECEIVING  the free stuff, that the people who are PAYING for  the free stuff, are being mean, prejudiced, and  racist.

So…
The people who are GETTING the free  stuff, have been convinced they need to hate the people who are paying for  the free stuff, by the people who are forcing some  people to pay for their free stuff, and giving them the free stuff in the  first place.

We have let the free stuff giving go on for so long that there are Now more people getting free stuff than  paying for the free  stuff.

Now understand this. All great  democracies have committed financial suicide somewhere between 200 and 250 years after being founded. The reason: The voters figured out they could vote themselves money from the treasury by electing people who promised to give them money from the treasury in exchange for electing  them.

The United States officially became  a Republic in 1776, 231 years ago. The number of people  now getting free stuff outnumbers the  people paying for the free stuff. We have one chance to change  that in  2012.

Failure to change that spells the end of the United States as we know  it.

ELECTION 2012 IS  COMING 

A Nation of Sheep Breeds a  Government of Wolves! 

Let’s Take a Stand!!!


Obama: Gone!

Borders: Closed!

Language: English  only

Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of  Rights!

Drug  Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before  Welfare!

NO freebies to: Non-Citizens!

We the people are  coming!