Good morning Campers! We are getting snowed in here. Right now the kids are
on a two-hour delay from school and the base is on a delayed reporting schedule. According to the weather guys, it is supposed to go on all day long.
The city does a pretty good job of clearing the roads, at least they have so far today, I’ve seen 2 or 3 different plows come by.
I wish to thank all of you who wrote in with encouraging words about my FMS. Thank you very much, it means a lot. And Jeff, thanks for the comments you sent to this actual site. That took an awful lot of guts to put that in writing. Thank you ever so much for sharing your feelings with the rest of us.
Now! Enough of this maudlin stuff! On with the laughter!
Really bad Christmas ornaments:
This is a GREAT card:
Q: What would happen if pigs could fly?
A: Bacon would go up.
Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack.
A Chinese passenger train just broke a record by hitting 302 miles per hour. Passengers called it “a thrilling experience,” while the guy in the bathroom called it “the worst day of my life.”
Oh my Gawd! You ain’t gonna believe this one! At a wedding, no less!
http://www.trutv.com/video/top-twenty-most-shocking/ruthless-and-toothless.html
Here’s something else that I want to ask Santa for:
Navy Tests Futuristic Weapon
It’s enough to make you wonder how many video games Navy scientists are playing. This week, the Navy tested its latest innovation in killing technology, the electromagnetic railgun, and it seems straight out of the minds of sci-fi writers and teenagers. The gun, which consists of two rails, uses a huge pulse of electricity to propel a 20-pound slug of aluminum out of the barrel—every shot generates a small sonic boom. The slug can reach a range of 100 miles at such high speeds that its projectiles do not even require an explosive warhead. The railgun program manager said people “see these things in the video games, but this is real. This is what is very historical.” The technology first became a focus for researchers in the 1980s under Ronald Reagan’s Strategic Defense Initiative. The Navy said that it hopes the railgun will be at sea by 2018 and fully deployed on ships in the early 2020s.
What happens if you name a ship the MS Explorer and try to sail it around Antarctica…
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
- The majority of women say they don’t need presents, and they just look forward to spending time with their mates on Christmas. Guys, it’s a trick.
- According to a report, the worst drivers in the country are in Washington, D.C. Republicans can only turn right, Democrats can only turn left, and Obama is weaving all over the place.
- The tax cut deal means tax cuts for the rich and benefits for the unemployed. If you work for a living, you’re screwed.
- China is holding about a trillion dollars in U.S. debt. Next time you go for Chinese food and the bill comes, tell them to put it on the tab.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
- There’s a medical marijuana store in California that apparently makes home deliveries. I think that’s called a “dealer.”
- A man in Australia married his 5-year-old Labrador. That’s just wrong. You can’t make a big decision like that when you’re only 5 years old.
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
- The Beatles are easily the best musicians ever to be named after a bug. Sorry, Adam Ant.
- When The Beatles’ success in America was called “the British invasion,” Larry King got really scared, because he was around when “British invasion” meant revolutionary war.
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I met a beautiful woman in the park the other evening…There was an instant spark between us and she fell at my feet.
As we laid there, making love, I thought to myself, ”These tasers are well worth the money…”
I don’t know what’s going to happen, or
even when something traumatic will happen,
but you can bet your ass I’ll be screaming
and crying hours before it goes down.
-Anthony Myers
Dragon Laffs 