Why is there no new issue yet today?


Leprechaun here~ 

As you may recall from an earlier post of his,

( https://dragonlaffs.com/2010/11/19/quarantine-order/) Impish is residing at the site of the current incarnation of the Blue Dragon Plague of Doom with both Mrs. Dragon and the Littlest Dragonette being down with the evil malady. In my capacity as resident Doctor of Quackery for the State of Insanity Board of Health I dutifully imposed a quarantine on his house and all occupants.

Impish promptly retaliated by becoming infected and developing a rare (and potentially serious in Dragons) sore throat of epic proportions requiring a visit to the Mythical Creatures Witch Doctor/Vet this morning.

At least, that’s what he claims to be doing, my sources have in coughing miserably but standing in a line in Burlington, Vermont.

Why standing in a line in Burlington Vermont? I thought you would never ask! You see….

Impish Dragon, getting tired of the head banging on his desk, bureaucratic stagnation and red tape that goes along with military reserve service, recently went into the local branch of his Unemployment Center in Indiana last week to explore possible alternative employment options.

While there he  saw a listing for a “Gynecologist’s Assistant”.  Impish being Impish AND a Dragon of course was VERY interested, he went to the desk and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read, “The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down, and carefully wash their private regions then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair after which you must rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. The annual salary is $75,000, but you’ll have to go to Burlington, Vermont.” 

“Good grief; is that where the job is?”

“No sir, that’s where the end of the line is right now”.

 

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I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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