Sure…He says, “I commute multiple times a day between heaven where I live and hell where I [work] …” but when I call him, what do I get? “crackle, crackle, sorry dude, going under a bridge, I’ll talk to you crackle…” Now, come on!  How many bridges are there to go under between Heaven and Hell?  I’ll grant you a couple, but every single time I call his cell?  So, I go to the gates and talk to old Pete and he says, “Yeah, he’s here…oh, it’s you Impish.  No, um…I mean…I haven’t seen him around lately…”  Or I’ve even gotten, “Leprechaun?  What Leprechaun?”  How much money do you have to have to be able to bribe St. Peter?

Once, I actually showed up at the gate and Peter had slipped out for a smoke and Gabriel was jiggering for him and Gabriel told me he was in and that he would be more than happy to get him for me as soon as Peter came back.  But what happened when St. Pete came back?  Gabriel suddenly was playing a different tune.  Now, not only wasn’t Lethal Leprechaun in, but he wasn’t even sure he knew who I was talking about!

Now come on!  How much proof do I need?

So, when Lethal says, “If I’m not in the place you’re looking give me an hour I’ll be back!” Don’t believe it for a minute!

Cheers!

Impish