Where Is Today’s Issue of DragonLaffs?


Leprechaun here~

FINALLY discovered where the “change font color” function button is located!

I received a frantic memo from Impish at 05:53 this morning. Here it is edited for spelling and to compensate for his obvious lack of coffee so it makes sense to those not fluent in pre-coffee Dragon ghibberish:

<Extremely rude expletive deleted by leprechaun>
Nice way to start an email, huh?
(Note to self: I’m growning concerned about how much my behavior and Marine comportment is starting to be an influence on Impish, he’s even starting to sound like me!)
My damn alarm didn’t go off on time.
(Translation: he slept through it the first 3 times it went or made frequent us of the snooze bar)
Then the exercise decides to kick off early.
Long (whiny azzed) story short because I’ve got to get to the E.O.C.
Please, please, please put out a fast note as to how I am saving the world for democracy while drinking coffee in a darkened room behind umpteen feet of concrete or something.
Thank you ever so much my friend.
(The hell with the thanks!- SHOW ME THE MONEY!)
Or you could just say that I’ll get today’s stuff out late.
(and announce the spotting of a formation of flying pigs too while I’m at it?)
Or that I feel off the edge of the world….right there on all the maps where it says, “Here be dragons!”
(I doubt the edge of the world is big enough for his butt to fall off, it would probably just get stuck!)
Or the beltway sniper has finally been found and it was just a dragon with indigestion.
Your choice.None or all. LOL.
God, I hate mornings!  I need more COFFEE!
Where’s that (another rude expletive deleted) airman with the COFFEE????
WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET SOME COFFEE???????

(The list of asses you are required to kiss is somewhat lengthy but very distinguished, you can start with mine Mr Coffeeless Dragon)

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About lethalleprechaun

I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!" ======== I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall. I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers. The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown. I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children. I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal. I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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