No one seems to know where this missile came from! That sure as hell ain’t very fucking comforting!!!!
More pictures of cute kids! Always good for a smile! I hope you got yours!
I live next door to an Arab couple and they have challenged me to a water fight in the back yard. They have 3 little kids. So, I am writing this to kill time until the water boils.
Alarms over radiation from thyroid cancer patients
Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9 yr. old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day, he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty old bike with a bent wheel, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video – it’s fucking hilarious! So, who EVER said we were politically correct???
New Roller Coasters at Six Flags…
Superman: Escape From Krypton & The Green Lantern
(watch full screen)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS5jyNsKIWQ
Recently, a cross of emails went back and forth between the Leprechaun and myself and I thought you’d enjoy the peek inside the workings of Dragon Laffs:
You failed to read the memos I send out yet AGAIN didn’t you?
The Veterinarian/Taxidermist said you needed more roughage and fiber in your diet.
I have there for directed all the dwarfs to begin wearing hemp or buffalo and yak hide based garments.
All the women you might come in contact with are to cease shaving their pubic areas.
We have begun stocking only long haired dense coat small furry mammals for your “interactive snacking” moods
You REALLY SHOULD RTFM!
Okay! Okay! But there’s an awful LOT of memos.
Didn’t you read the Memo (yellow)about the color coding system of the paper used for the Memos?!
I’ll summarize.
White are Mundane, Yellow is for policy/procedural changes, Orange are urgent/extremely important/emergency and the Red ones are from those blood suckers over in Legal.
Gold are financial related, Black are obituary notices…or death threats to you from other department heads or myself.
Fuchsia are from the pansy azzed employee relations dwarves, while Blue are from Human/Inhuman/Fairies Services.
The ones with pastel rainbow background are the bull shit..I mean annoying drivel…I mean pearls of wisdom you generate and green are personal memos from me.
Lastly, the ones on the parchment derived from tanned dragon wing membrane and penned in dragon’s blood are from Mrs. Dragon and exclusively for you.
Like I said you didn’t read THAT memo either?
What to you actually DO with the memos?
Wait I don’t think I want to know
Scarier than you thought? LOL.
With one extra year
WTF? Sleepy toy? Pet?
A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats.
It’s doing well. He says Prophets are going through the roof.
Dragon Laffs 