A city-dweller who recently relocated to a rural area by was
Surveying his new surroundings. As he walked along a graveled lane he
Couldn’t help but notice a pig on a nearby farmhouse porch. Stretched out
On a chaise lounge as big as you please, it was making itself right at home.
As he stopped to take it in, he noticed that the pig had one leg missing,
Replaced by a tiny wooden one.
“Don’t stare at my pig that way… You’ll make him self-conscious!” yelled
An angry farmer from the window.
“I’m sorry but I’m from the city and I don’t see many pigs and I have to say
That I’ve never seen a pig with a wooden leg before,” explained the visitor.
“That’s a real special pig we got there… Saved my life.” The farmer
Continued, “Why last season I was plowin’ out in the back forty, when my
Tractor turned over on me and pinned me underneath. That pig sensed trouble
And broke out of its pen. It come a runnin’ across the way and come right
Up and started a ‘rootin’ all around me ’till he could pull me out by my
Collar… Yep, that’s a real special pig. We just kinda let him have the
Run of the place since then.”
“Good thing too,” he went on. “Just last month, that pig smelled smoke in
The middle of the night and a started tappin’ on our bedroom door…woke us
Up and saved the whole family this time! That pig is somethin’ else.”
“I can understand that,” said the city slicker. “But that doesn’t explain
Why he has a wooden leg…”
“Well, if you had a pig that special, you wouldn’t want to eat ’em all at once!”
About lethalleprechaun
I believe in being the kind of man who, when my feet touch the floor in the morn', causes the Devil to say "BUGGER ME! HIMSELF IS UP!"
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I'm a White Married Heterosexual who fervently believes in the war(s) we are fighting, the Second Amendment which I plan on defending with my last breath and my last round of ammunition as well as Arizona's stringent law on Immigration and the need for the border wall.
I'm a right of center Con-centrist with Tea Party & Republican sympathies who drives an SUV. I am a Life Time Member of the NRA, a Charter Member of the Patriots' Border Alliance and North American Hunters Association. If there is a season for it and I can shoot one I'll eat it and proudly wear its fur. I believe PETA exists solely to be a forum for Gays, Vegetarians, Hollywood snobbery to stupid to get into politics and Soybean Growers.
The ACLU stopped protecting our civil liberties sometime after the 1960s and now serves its own bigoted headline grabbing agenda much in the same way as the Southern Poverty Law Center. I am ecstatic that WE the PEOPLE finally got mad enough to rise up and take back the Government from WE the ENTITLED and reverently wish the Liberals would just get over the loss and quit whining/protesting all the time. After all they're just reaping what they've sown.
I am Pro-choice both when it comes to the issue of abortion AND school prayer. I believe in a government for the people, by the people which represents and does the people's will. Therefore I an Pro States rights and mandatory term limits but against special interest group campaign contributions and soft money. I think that sports teams who allow their players to sit or take a knee during the National Anthem should be boycotted until the message is received that this is not acceptable behavior for role models for children.
I believe Congressional salaries should be voted on bi-annually by the people they represent and not by themselves. I think Congress should be subject to every law they pass on the populace including any regarding Social Security or Healthcare. Speaking of the Healthcare bill (or con job as I see it) I hope Trump will overturn it and set things back to normal.
I oppose the building of an Mosque or ANY Islamic center at or within a 10 mile radius of Ground Zero in New York. I will fight those in favor of this until hell freezes over and then I will continue to fight it hand to hand on the ice. Further I think the ban on immigrants from certain nations known to harbor and promote terrorism is a justified measure, at least until we can come up with better methods of vetting and tracking those non citizens we allow in the country. We did not inflict this measure on them those who refuse to point out, denounce or fight radical religious terrorism brought this upon themselves.
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