Dragon Laffs #1947


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Good Morning Campers,

I’ve taken a long weekend off.  And it’s Friday morning and I’m sitting here writing to you and I’ve got the news on in the background and I guess that’s my first mistake.  What a bunch of morons these politicians are.  But, I repeat myself. 

We were told at work the other day … and for those of you who don’t remember, I work for the military … that we are under a hiring freeze, we don’t have money to spend and we have to be very frugal.  Okay, I don’t have a problem with that.  When things are tough at home, you tighten the belt and don’t buy things you don’t need.  But, then on the other hand they are throwing trillions of dollars of our money at people who aren’t even Americans.  People who are illegally crossing the border, people who we brought back from Afghanistan, people who live in other countries, all while (and I know I’ve said this MANY times) we have homeless Veterans living on the streets that we are doing nothing for.  We can’t spend money to protect our country by supporting our military, but we can spend money to support other countries?  What the fuck people?

461And now the Justice Department is being charged with investigating parents who are concerned with what their kids are being taught in school?  How dare we question those that are in charge.  What gall we have!  They know better than we do what’s good for us!  Parents just go back home and shut up and collect your unemployment checks!  Who do you think you are! 

Oh, kiss my big blue scaly ASS!!! 

The school board is an elected position.  You answer to your constituents buddy boy.  In other words: YOU FUCKING WORK FOR ME.  (Well, not for ME, necessarily, but you get the idea).

Anyway, if I keep watching the news, there will be plenty more for me to get pissed off at.  Let’s cut off funding to the military while we get spun up to face off against China.  Oh wait!  What am I worried about.  Our commander in chief works for China, so there’s no way in hell that we’ll ever go to war with them.

We’re so fucking screwed …

October 

It is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  The other day was Squeeze a Boob day ribbon(or some such) and I know I did my part.  I still have the hand print on my face to prove it.  I have been remiss over the last couple of years in promoting this disease like I used to do.  I guess when the people in your life recover and are doing really well you start to focus on other things and the Good Lord knows I’ve had plenty of other things to concentrate on.  But this is something that is worth putting some effort and some money into, if you have a couple of extra dollars sitting around.  There are some great charities and some companies out there doing some really great things.  The best place to start is the National Breast Cancer Organization: https://www.nationalbreastcancer.org/

So, we’ll put some stuff throughout the issue and the issues to come throughout the month, but in the meantime …

Lets laugh

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1989

I have to share this with you guys.  This was sent in by Pete.  Not Aussie Pete, the Other Pete. (We really need to work this out.  It’ll just be Aussie Pete and Pete, okay?  Okay!)  This was sent in by Pete and it’s his input at the end.

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And Pete adds: 

But, once you get through it, it’s like Dorothy opening her front door when she landed in OZ….

 

I promise, just hold on!

 

Pain can be physical, mental, emotional and people don’t realize that just because they can’t see it, doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

Thanks Pete.

 

1990

 

1991

 

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a kid.

1992

The definition of rhetorical question.

1993

I’m on my second Guardian Angel. 

My first one quit and is now in therapy.

1994

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Dragon Pix

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“I have you in checkmate, Wizard.  Which means your daughter is mine!”

1995

1996

I’m old enough to remember when paper bags were being blamed for the destruction of trees – and plastic bags were the solution!

1997

1998

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Therapy is nice … but screaming

FUCK

at the top of your lungs for 10 seconds is a lot faster and cheaper!!

1999

2000

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Fantasy

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Yeah, I got nothin’ … other than the obvious.

2001

2002

Just keep looking at it, you’ll get it.

Quote of the Day:  “Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.”  ~ Unknown

2003

2004

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Motivate

Okay … well, you can tell that today definitely has a theme …

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Holy S7

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Holy S15

Holy S16

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Holy S18

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Holy Shit

2005

2006

I need this next one … and it has the benefit of me loving Pearls Before Swine!  464

Gonna ask for it for Christmas

465

Wrinkles show you’ve laughed.
Scars show you’ve lived.

But frankly, there’s no excuse for your chin hairs.

2007

2008

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Yes indeed, Stephanie … this is a picture of Mrs. Dragon:

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I asked this lady if I could touch her hair.  She said yes.  So I ran my finger across her top lip and that’s how the fight got started.

2009

2010

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Politic

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THE FUCK YOU DON’T!!!!

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No, it’s not right … and why are we sitting still and just taking it?  Do we like being fucked up the ass by the people who work for us?  By our employees?

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She’s another ungrateful BITCH who needs to be fired!

409

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And we all KNOW who’s shaking the fucking jar!!!

Dammit all to hell, I’m pissed off!!!

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TELLING THE SAD TRUTH – NEVER SAID BETTER

 

Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Franklin Graham was speaking at the First Baptist Church in Jacksonville, Florida, when he said America will not come back. He wrote:

 

* “The American dream ended “ The first term of Joe Biden has been the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest republic in the history of mankind.

 

A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood , uninformed young people, the “forever needy,” the chronically unemployed that do not want to work , illegal aliens and other “fellow travelers” have ended….Norman Rockwell’s America.

 

You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take zealots, not moderates and shy, not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.

 

People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will probably never again be able to legally comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.

 

The Cocker spaniel is off the front porch, the pit bull is in the backyard, the American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” and the likes of Chicago shyster David Axelrod along with international socialist George Soros have been pulling the strings on their beige puppet and have brought us Act 2 of the New World Order.

 

The curtain will come down but the damage has been done, the story has been told.

 

Those who come after us will once again have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to white guilt and political correctness..”

 

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2011

2012

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The secret to a happy life is to drink coffee (and Jameson) and avoid talking to morons.

2013

2014

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2015

That’s so evil!  I LOVE IT!!

2016

Just slung my bra off and threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already two other bras.  If my math is right, it’s Wednesday. 

2017

2018

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When I tell someone I love them I actually

mean it … I have too good of a heart to play

with someone else’s!

2019

2020

Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves.

And that’s where I come in.

2021

2022

2023

2024

2025

2026

2027

And that’s it for today my friends.  I missed out on some stuff that we’ll get to next time.  Love and happiness to you all.  Until we meet again.

Cheers Impish

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1 Response to Dragon Laffs #1947

  1. Leah D says:

    Just because you’re paranoid
    Don’t mean they’re not after you
    The plan was to sell our boat this past summer
    …….God dried up all the lakes and reservoirs
    The plan was to empty my piled high dining room, and more, by having a huge yard sale in the Fall, when it wouldn’t be so hot.
    ……. God answered all the prayers for water to refill the lakes and reservoirs, with very cold rain and snow.

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