Dragon Laffs #1935


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Good Morning Campers, labor_day_happy

Today is Labor Day … which is kind of ironic to write about while I’m listening to the talking heads talking about a poor jobs report and the economy creating fewer jobs than expected in August.  And how so many people are still staying home because the government is still paying them more to stay home than to go to work.  And we have Biden going on TV saying that the economy is better now than it ever has been before … the poor guy really is confused.

labor-day-labor-day-weekend2018So yeah … Labor Day.  Observed on the first Monday in September it is the annual celebration of the “social and economic achievements of American workers.  The holiday is rooted in the late nineteenth century, when labor activists pushed for a federal holiday to recognize the many contributions workers have made to America’s strength, prosperity, and well-being.”  And that’s a direct quote from the Department of Labor’s website.  So, I suppose we really shouldn’t go into the many jobs that have been sent overseas and how we are now outsourcing so many … never mind. 

I’m feeling very jaded today.

I shouldn’t work on Dragon Laffs and listen to the news at the same time.  It tends to end up annoying the shit out of me.  LOL!

So for now at least, let’s move on to happier things, shall we?

lets laugh

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I sat in my Haircutter’s chair and said, “Make me look sexy.”

She started drinking…

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Had a date last night.  I really enjoyed it.

So tonight I’m going to try a fig.

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Services Provided:  If you ever get ghosted by a person you just slept with, give me their number, I’ll call to tell them we’ve just found your body, that they are the last known person to see you alive and demand they come to the station to answer a few questions.

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Definitely need to find these.

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dragon pics

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“Good Evening.  I’ll be your host tonight.  Let me show you to your rooms.”

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fantasy

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“He’s late … again.  I swear I’m not going to keep waiting for him.”

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Truer words were never spoken.

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I hate to cancel.  I know we made plans to get together tonight, but that was two hours ago.  I was younger then, full of hope.  But now I’m tired.

Breathtaking

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This is what blue butterflies in the Amazon rainforest in Brazil look like.

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If you see me talking to myself, just move along …

I’m self employed.  We’re having a staff meeting.

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Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?

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My wife NEVER complained …

… until I got hearing aids.

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The worst part of spanking a disobedient child in the supermarket is having absolutely no idea whose child it is.

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In the end, we won’t remember the most beautiful face and body.  We’ll remember the most beautiful heart and soul.

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motivate

German Girls

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get him quick

Get Out

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Giant Saw Thing

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Girl Scouts

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Girls Volleyball

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My face in the mirror isn’t wrinkled or drawn;
My house isn’t dirty and the cobwebs are gone.
My garden looks lovely and so does my lawn;
I think I might never put my glasses back on.

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On the eve of the couple’s 10th wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. “You know, honey,” she said, “I can still get into the same skirts I did before we were married.” “Yeah?” the husband replied, “I wish to hell “I could.”

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Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One says, “Ever have rodeo sex?” “Ain’t heard of that one,” says the other cowboy. “What is it?” “Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on. 

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Something is wrong here …

Politics

Well, politics, current events, and some other stuff …

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And it’s abnormal to be in more PPE than I am when teaching CBRN Survival Skills Class

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Isn’t it treason to supply your enemy with arms and supplies?

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And especially THAT wicked bitch of the west!

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Or was it accidently…

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If they had just called it “the stay at home challenge” and posted it on Facebook, the virus would be gone by now.

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Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers

impish dragon

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1935

  1. Dave says:

    The cutting torch to toast your sandwich brought back a lot of memories. We (weldors) actually do that. The redneck camping is also a good idea, especially in the winter. If you start up both trucks, you can stay warm for the rest of your life!
    I know . . . Some people say I’m just not quite right in the head.

  2. dowchuckil says:

    good ‘un !

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