Dragon Laffs #1764


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Good Morning Campers,

I’m just gonna try to throw together an issue so you guys have something to laugh at since I won’t have time over the next couple of days to put an issue together, so here’s mostly some laughs, cartoons, and memes.

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Lynn forwarded this to me and it makes A LOT of sense to me… and if you are a thinking American, it ought to make A LOT of sense to you, too!  She titles the subject of the email: Mockery

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found this post which makes me wonder and worry more….

“I just watched the Democratic leaders of Congress kneel in the halls of Congress for about 9 minutes for the death of a man named George Floyd.

I have never seen them kneel for a fallen police officer.

I have never seen them kneel for a fallen soldier.

I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of aborted babies.

I have never seen them kneel for a murdered white man or woman.

I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of black on black murder victims.

I have never seen them kneel for the thousands of elderly people that died in our nursing homes due to the Corona Virus.

I have to ask WHY are Democrats putting the life of George Floyd as more valuable than the lives of everyone else.

In fact, Democrats have put so much value on the life of George Floyd they have allowed rioting looting and arson and murder and mayhem in communities Nationwide.”

We need people in government to do the work of The People, as WE are paying them plenty to do. They should not be taking sides or demonstrating their personal views while in the Capitol building. They, too, are out of control.

And the scarves they have around their necks?  They even got that wrong, too.

FDD

As far as I’m concerned, you work for me and for my part, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FIRED!

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And thus Dragon Laffs is born!!!

Just checked my bank account … it said, “Return everything you just bought except those hooker heels … you’re gonna need those.”

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Here’s an oldie but goodie …

I found a whip, a mask, and some handcuffs in mommy’s drawer today … I can’t believe it … My mommy’s a superhero!

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Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a four-year-old in a Superman Shirt!!!

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Come on in!  You guys fit right in!!

My Daily Mantra:  Dear Lord, if I can make at least one person smile, laugh, pee their pants a little, or maybe spit out a drink (out their mouth or their nose, either one), then my day was not wasted!

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Ever look back and think of some of the people you dated or wanted to date in High School … and see them on Facebook and think, “Whew!  I dodged a bullet on THAT ONE!”

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NBC News faces backlash after pushing Google to censor two conservative news sites.

 

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NBC News faces backlash after pushing Google to censor two conservative news sites.

 

If you don’t swear while driving then you’re not paying attention to the road at all!

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Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Bath, England where two bozos snatched the purse of Pamela McCarthy and took off running down the street. What they didn’t know was that 40 year old Pamela was a marathon runner and she chased them for more than a mile before they finally ran into their apartment. She then called the cops who came over, retrieved her purse and arrested them.

Thanks pretty damn stupid … and serves you right!!!

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I don’t think inside the box.  I don’t think outside the box, either.  I don’t even know where the damn box is.

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I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I enjoyed being quarantined with.

She said, “must be nice.”

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Amen!

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I like to burn my bridges while I’m still standing on them so people know I’m serious about my crazy.

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Say it with me …

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I sleep better naked.  Why can’t the flight attendant understand this?

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And that’s it.  I know there wasn’t much commentary on my part, but it was just a quick issue to get you guys some laughs.  I hope you enjoyed it.

Love and happiness to you all.

Cheers!

Impish Dragon

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2 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1764

  1. Leah D. says:

    How we interpret and see things is all about experience and how many changes you have lived through.
    Love the horses.
    Reminded me of when I was 13 and said “We were just horsing around , , ,” to my great aunt. She reacted like I’d said the F word, told me never to say that. I asked her why, and she embarrassingly stumbled through what it meant (to her).
    I told her when we see our horses out in the field, running for the fun of it, kicking their heels, that is what Horsing Around means to us.
    There has been a great divide of thought between my grandchildren and me, in regards to all the aspects of the protests and rioting.
    Have I turned into my great aunt?

  2. Joe says:

    always enjoy the laughs!!! here in Nebraska, i could use some of that rain! cracks are big enough to break ankles

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