Dragon Laffs #1663


funnies only

Campers

 

 

Well, it’s been one of those weeks.

We’re getting ready for a BIG inspection followed immediately by another BIG inspection!  So much fun!  (Really gotta find that sarcasm font!)

The heat here in the Midwest is beginning to get to people. 

It’s 89 F right now, but it feels like 114 F!

That’s too damn hot for Indiana!

There was a knock at the back door earlier, when I went to see who it was in my back yard, there was a family of raccoons, a deer, and three squirrels asking if they could come in where it was cooler.

Crazy.

Anyway, don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from me next weekend and the weekend after that, but if you listen very closely, you’ll probably be able to hear the screaming in my head from all the idiot, higher headquarters inspectors visiting my base and my office.

Sigh!

Government work…low pay, huge responsibility, and too many hours worked.

But, there is the whole job satisfaction thing.

I’ll let you know next time whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing.

So let’s laugh!

Let's Laugh

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Along with “Not my circus, not my monkeys.”

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Absolutely perfect!!!!

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If a bra is an “over the shoulder boulder holder” then what would you call men’s underwear?

Under the butt nut hut.

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I went to donate blood today, but they kept asking too many questions.

Who’s blood is this?  Where did you get it?

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6

6a

5 Kinds Of Fear

-Panic
-Terror
-15 Missed Calls From Mom
-“Wrong Password”
-“We Need To Talk”

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I had my patience tested.

I’m negative.

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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

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Common sense is not a gift, it’s a punishment.  Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

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Sadly, that’s it for this week.

Love you all.

Cheers!

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5 Responses to Dragon Laffs #1663

  1. Stephanie says:

    You make me laugh

  2. Maggie says:

    Dragon,,, if you need us we are here!!! we got your back,, keep safe and try to stay sane,,, although with the gov that maybe impossible Hope they don’t work you too hard
    most of all “STAY COOL” ~!!!!!
    Maggie

  3. LEAH D says:

    After waking to a wet bed, my husband finally decided to listen and convert the water bed to a regular bed.
    We were trying to get the boat ready to sell. so we had put the boat on hold while we shopped. My husband went back to fixing the boat, fell off it, threw his arm out to catch, landed on it and broke his wrist. That is the third falling accident he has had working on the boat, the first two were worse.
    Now all parts for the conversion are arriving.
    I was thrilled when Home Depot gave me the measurements for the box, the base for our California King sized bed came in, because it will fit in our trunk. Then I realized, that means it will require a lot of assembly!
    I will, like you, have to put up with a boss’s inspection of every thing I do. And I DON’T A GET PAID!

  4. Ginny says:

    Sure sounds like they are trying to kill our Impish Dragon….BASTIDS! Great issue!

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